My eyebrows do the talking
If it's not a scripted response, then I just can't come up with anything.
Fall back response
You have a thousand expressions, and I want all of them.
I'll apologize in advance for distorting everything you say.
Nowadays, I prefer to say "No, you are," rather than "Thank you."
Stand where I can see you
I'll let you in, but not too much.
Just sign here
We're going to deal with this rationally. You can do that, right?
I'll be in touch
You're prepared to suffer, yes? It's all part of the delusion.
Exactly what won't happen
That's right, just get me out of your head now.
Another ginger makes another dubious choice.